Filmmaker, writer, dog

NANOOK haikus

Added on by Kenta McGrath.

Because I like Nanook and haikus. Sorry.


A quiet weekend
Fuck all to do around here
Snow eating contest

The strange white guy says
Again, for the camera
Really can't be arsed

A friend challenged me
Spend the afternoon shoeless
Thanks for frostbite, friend


My third eldest son
Jumped me with a wet willy
Harpoon punishment


Fuck up a walrus
Eat that shit sashimi style
With no condiments


Don't need no TomTom
Google Maps is for pussies
Huskies will guide me

Frank Zappa once sang
Don't You Eat That Yellow Snow
'the fuck would he know


Blizzard's coming in
The igloo ain't behaving
But what can you do