Filmmaker, dog

NANOOK haikus

Added on by Kenta McGrath.

Because I like Nanook and haikus. Sorry.

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A quiet weekend
Fuck all to do around here
Snow eating contest

The strange white guy says
Again, for the camera
Really can't be arsed

A friend challenged me
Spend the afternoon shoeless
Thanks for frostbite, friend

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My third eldest son
Jumped me with a wet willy
Harpoon punishment

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Fuck up a walrus
Eat that shit sashimi style
With no condiments

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Don't need no TomTom
Google Maps is for pussies
Huskies will guide me

Frank Zappa once sang
Don't You Eat That Yellow Snow
'the fuck would he know

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Blizzard's coming in
The igloo ain't behaving
But what can you do