With apologies.
A quiet weekend
Not much to do around here
Snow eating contest
The strange white guy says
Again, for the camera
Really can't be arsed
A friend challenged me
Spend the afternoon shoeless
Thanks for frostbite, friend
My third eldest son
Jumped me with a wet willy
Harpoon punishment
Slaughter a walrus
Eat that shit sashimi style
With no condiments
Don't need no TomTom
Google Maps is for cowards
Huskies will guide me
Frank Zappa once sang
Don't You Eat That Yellow Snow
The fuck would he know
Blizzard's on its way
The igloo ain't behaving
No complaints from me