Nanook haikus

With apologies.

A quiet weekend
Not much to do around here
Snow eating contest

The strange white guy says
Again, for the camera
Really can't be arsed

A friend challenged me
Spend the afternoon shoeless
Thanks for frostbite, friend

My third eldest son
Jumped me with a wet willy
Harpoon punishment

Slaughter a walrus
Eat that shit sashimi style
With no condiments

Don't need no TomTom
Google Maps is for cowards
Huskies will guide me

Frank Zappa once sang
Don't You Eat That Yellow Snow
The fuck would he know

Blizzard's on its way
The igloo ain't behaving
No complaints from me